Ben Boonstra
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr. Suess: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!" Ernest Hemingway: "To die. In the rain. Alone." Captain Kirk: "To bodly go when no chicken had gone before." Colonel Sanders: "You mean I missed one?!" Ben Boonstra: "Why is this question in the jersey numbers survey?" |