Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr. Suess: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!"
Ernest Hemingway: "To die. In the rain. Alone."
Captain Kirk: "To bodly go when no chicken had gone before."
Colonel Sanders: "You mean I missed one?!"
Ben Boonstra: "Why is this question in the jersey numbers survey?"