Without a doubt, the most common first words of children are "momma" and "dada". Not Craig. Craig began communicating by chattering his teeth at varying, ear drum shattering decibels. With no other choices, his parents had to tie him up to the money tree in their front yard. This chattering continued until the day Aunt Ruth banned Craig from watching the show "The Wild Thornberry's". It was apparent that Craig had adopted the communication method of Donnie Thornberry.