Harrison "Hairy Grundle" Hessel
This is Harrison. After the summer of sophomore year of high school, he decided that he'd work towards licking 5,000 stamps by the time he turned 22. This endeavor has since necessitated three surgeries on his tongue and has cost him close to $429. At this point, he says he doesn't even know why he does it. His only explanation is, "I live the life that livers live."